I don’t want to do this. I don’t want to write up some stupid blog about how much I’d rather be in Vegas. You know why? I’d way rather be in Vegas. I mean, yeah, you might appreciate my links to help you find a person now online, but wouldn’t it be better to find sweet honies in real life at Caesar’s Palace or something? Dude, I wanna be there right now. You know what, I’m going to find someone who is interested in going back. Now. Pronto.
Vegas rocked. As much as I love my job, it’s a huge letdown to be back here - even if we do have martinis for lunch almost every day. Hellz yeah we do! And I have enough downtime to read lists like this one to the superdelegates. Haw haw! For rizzle, my dizzle! And of course, I still get to search people and run a backround check whenever I feel like it, so that’s pretty sweet. You should search for my boss, he’s one wild mofo! Peace!
What’s up, babies? What’s up, sluts? Hell yeah, it’s Ira and I’m back in action! Vegas was kiiiiraaazy, baby! You wouldn’t even believe half of the shenanigans I got into. Woooooooo. And guess what? My boss showed up halfway through the weekend. We were at Tao getting our sashimi on when in walked this dapper dude with a martini in one hand and a hot female in the other. It was none other than my most excellent bossman! Haha. He kicked it with us the entire rest of the weekend. Now my buds all want him as a boss. Cool guy, that guy. He said he might actually hire my boy Trent, but that he’d have to run a background check first. Makes sense. Before you find someone, ya gotta check em out. Speaking of checking out, check out this funny Giant List of 9/11 Ads. Peace out babies!
Yeah. This job is good, guys. Real good. It’s Wednesday and I just told my boss that I was thinking about hittin up Vegas this weekend. Real short notice, and I’ve barely accrued any vacay time, but the dude said “Hell yeah. Go get those beautiful babies!” Can you believe it? He’s actually sitting in my office with me drinking a Heinie…my boss, drinking in the middle of the day in my personal office after giving me leave to get drunk and gamble and get crazy on two days’ notice. Is there a better place to work out there? Anywhere? I kinda doubt it. Anyway, I’ve also been gettin my peopl search on. I’m still a good people finder, ya know. And read this hilarious rant To Bob Saget, that skinny pervert. Peace out babies!
I am loving this damn job. My god! Yeah, this is pretty much the greatest job in the history of the world. At least, it’s perfect for me. I have my own office, like I said, and my own baby fridge. You know that thing is stocked with Heinies, baby! Crack a cold one right after lunch on a Wednesday…nothing better, baby. I have all the privacy I could ask for, no one breathing down my neck, and no one bossing me around. I get a lot more work done this way, so it’s not like I’m letting the freedom get to me. The freedom is very good for me. But I’m still doing the people search thing, of course. I got great links for person lookup. Or you could just learn how to run a background check on people that you know or have just met. So keep coming to this blog to learn how to find people online. I won’t forget you guys. Read my blog, but not like the guy who wrote this: Rant Farm - To My Friend’s Blog.
Man is inherently an imperfect being. We are flawed. That’s my excuse for drinking that twelve pack of Heinies the other day! Well, that and the fact that I GOT THE JOB!! Maybe I’m not so imperfect after all. Suck on that, evolution! Anyway, the new job is freakin awesome. I’m actually typing from it right now. I have my own office so I’m able to pretty much do whatever I like. Like finding people online. Yep, I effectively get paid to find people. It’s not in my job description or anything, and I definitely still do my normal work, but it’s just so cool that I have all this privacy to do whatever, like finding old high school friends.
Well, I’m obsessed with people searching. That much is obvious, but now I have a new obsession: fitness! That’s right. Ever since ridding myself of that pesky turkey/beer gut I’ve just become addicted to the rush of working out and the results I’m getting. Plus the extra attention from my girlfriend is pretty sweet. Things are just getting better overall, like I’m up for a new job that’s a huge upgrade from what I do now. Just a big confidence boost, i guess. Oh yeah, I forgot why you guys are here…here are some people search links! Go here to help find a person. No luck there? Find person here. Here’s a cool thing you can do if you need a New Year’s resolution: how to go green.
Hello all welcome back to my people search blog. So happy you stopped by. Well I got thorough the Turkey/Beer fest and my girlfriend didn’t even find out. I have really got into running since I started with the intent of working off the gut. Thinking about making it my New Years resolution, maybe even think about running a marathon, hmmmm…..
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Hello again everyone! I am so full right now it’s not even funny. What’s weird is that I don’t usually stuff myself ever - not even on holidays, but this year, I just went for it… and I haven’t stopped yet. I had all the normal stuff yesterday, and then today I have already had two Turkey sandwiches and three beers (so if I’m a little loopy you’ll have to forgive me). My girlfriend is off visiting her parents all week and weekend, so I’ve kind of been left to my own devices. She’s not going to like coming home to a beer/turkey gut though so I’m thinking I’m going to have to go on a pretty substantial run tomorrow. Not looking forward to that. Also not looking forward to meeting with Steve (who is in town) on Sunday to do some more finding people. He wants us to people search private eye together for the people we haven’t been able to find yet… and I’m just not looking forward to it. I am, however, looking forward to helping my mom later that same day with my new found people finding skills work on our Family Tree. She read this article online (PremiumHowToGuides.com - How To Build Your Family Tree), and got all inspired. She asked me yesterday if I could help her, and how can you say no to mom? You can’t. She rules. :)
So I don’t know if it’s the stress of helping to plan this reunion, or maybe a few new big projects at work, but lately I have been doing something I haven’t done since childhood: sleepwalking and sleeptalking. Last night was especially ridiculous. This is all according to my girlfriend (since i don’t remember one bit of it…), but apparently last night I woke her up, pointed to something behind her, and yelled “LOOK!” Then, when she looked, I laughed at her because I had gotten her to look. So funny, right? God. I’m laughing now even as I’m writing this. She was pretty irritated this morning. You should have seen the look on her face. Anyway, so… this whole high school reunion thing has turned into a bit of a pain. Certainly, I’m getting better at people search and being a people finder, but Steve has been making me call people to ask them if they’d want to come… and I just hate it. Mostly I hate using up all my phone minutes… because they’re expensive! But… we’ll see. Maybe it’ll all be over soon. Maybe I’ll stop finding people so easily for Steve. (muhuhahaha) What else is new? Oh, my girlfriend is quite a bit younger than me (she’s 19), and she has decided she wants to become a model. Great, huh? She wants to try out for that Tyra Banks show. I don’t want her to, but what are ya gonna do? Girls always do what they want to do in the end.
I know I shouldn’t care so much about what my neighbors are doing and thinking, but when you’re living practically on top of everyone else you can’t help but notice EVERY little thing that goes on around you. For example, we have our Kenny Loggins freak on one side, but then we’ve also got a Big Brother/Biggest Loser fan on the other. How do I know they are super duper fans? Because last night they had their TV turned up REALLY ridiculously high, and they kept switching their TIVO tuner back and forth between the two. I was trying to read, but there was really no point in it. I finally just ended up opening a bottle of wine and turning on the Biggest Loser to watch them all cry for myself. It was pretty ridiculous.
In non-neighbor-news - the other day on Facebook I was bobbing around chatting with long established friends when my high school class treasurer poked me! Needless to say, I hadn’t seen Steve well.. in nine years, so I was like “what the heck, Steve?” And he was like “HEY! I need help planning our High School reunion - are you in?” Well… I must have been temporarily out of my mind because I said yes, and now I’m stuck looking up everyone online at this site he got me a 30 day pass to: PrivateEye.com - Find People with People Search.
It’s not that bad really… but I refuse to call all of them. Steve is going to have to do that. I’m kind of cool to do the people searching though. Who knew it could be so addictive? I thought maybe I was the only one ever to experience this kind of thing so I looked around online for other stories, and I actually found one: people finder site. HA! Can you believe it? I hardly can myself. Anyway, speaking of the reunion, I want to get this crap done as fast as possible, and get back to reading. So… I’ll catch you all later.
My neighbor has a problem. He’s obsessed with Kenny Loggins and Kim Carnes music… and it’s REALLY starting to get on my nerves. Last night I was getting snuggly with my SO, and suddenly all we can hear is an extremely loud and live rendition of “Mistaken Identity.” It’s like he has suddenly decided that he should have been a member of the New Christy Minstrels circa 1969, and is practicing non-stop just in case they have a reunion tour and need an extra guitarist. On top of it, there’s a baby that lives in the apartment across the alley and cries all day and all night (probably from the horrible live music - it makes me feel like crying too). The whole thing just makes me want to figure out how to make a million dollars and buy a house… pronto. Ugh. Thanks for listening to me vent. In happier news, I just saw a promo for the new Get Smart movie. I really can’t wait to see it as I have been a big Get Smart fan for a long time. If you don’t know what get smart is, visit this site called Get Smart Or Else. You’ll be smart before you know it.
