July 2008
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Find me in Vegas, Baby!
I don’t want to do this. I don’t want to write up some stupid blog about how much I’d rather be in Vegas. You know why? I’d way rather be in Vegas. I mean, yeah, you might appreciate my links to help you find a person now online, but wouldn’t it be better to find sweet honies in real life at Caesar’s Palace or something? Dude, I wanna be there right now. ...
June 2008
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Wild Times, Wild Searches
Vegas rocked. As much as I love my job, it’s a huge letdown to be back here - even if we do have martinis for lunch almost every day. Hellz yeah we do! And I have enough downtime to read lists like this one to the superdelegates. Haw haw! For rizzle, my dizzle! And of course, I still get to search people and run a backround check whenever I feel like it, so that’s pretty sweet. ...
May 2008
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Vegas, Baby, Vegas (W/ My Boss!)
What’s up, babies? What’s up, sluts? Hell yeah, it’s Ira and I’m back in action! Vegas was kiiiiraaazy, baby! You wouldn’t even believe half of the shenanigans I got into. Woooooooo. And guess what? My boss showed up halfway through the weekend. We were at Tao getting our sashimi on when in walked this dapper dude with a martini in one hand and a hot female in the...
April 2008
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Job Still Awesome, Still People Search
Yeah. This job is good, guys. Real good. It’s Wednesday and I just told my boss that I was thinking about hittin up Vegas this weekend. Real short notice, and I’ve barely accrued any vacay time, but the dude said “Hell yeah. Go get those beautiful babies!” Can you believe it? He’s actually sitting in my office with me drinking a Heinie…my boss, drinking in the...
March 2008
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Found the Best Job
I am loving this damn job. My god! Yeah, this is pretty much the greatest job in the history of the world. At least, it’s perfect for me. I have my own office, like I said, and my own baby fridge. You know that thing is stocked with Heinies, baby! Crack a cold one right after lunch on a Wednesday…nothing better, baby. I have all the privacy I could ask for, no one breathing down my...
February 2008
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Finding Good News
Man is inherently an imperfect being. We are flawed. That’s my excuse for drinking that twelve pack of Heinies the other day! Well, that and the fact that I GOT THE JOB!! Maybe I’m not so imperfect after all. Suck on that, evolution! Anyway, the new job is freakin awesome. I’m actually typing from it right now. I have my own office so I’m able to pretty much do whatever I...
January 2008
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Still Running and Searching
Well, I’m obsessed with people searching. That much is obvious, but now I have a new obsession: fitness! That’s right. Ever since ridding myself of that pesky turkey/beer gut I’ve just become addicted to the rush of working out and the results I’m getting. Plus the extra attention from my girlfriend is pretty sweet. Things are just getting better overall, like I’m up...
December 2007
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Running off the Turkey this New Year!
Hello all welcome back to my people search blog. So happy you stopped by. Well I got thorough the Turkey/Beer fest and my girlfriend didn’t even find out. I have really got into running since I started with the intent of working off the gut. Thinking about making it my New Years resolution, maybe even think about running a marathon, hmmmm…..
If you’re thinking about those New...
November 2007
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Turkey, Steve, Beer.
Hello again everyone! I am so full right now it’s not even funny. What’s weird is that I don’t usually stuff myself ever - not even on holidays, but this year, I just went for it… and I haven’t stopped yet. I had all the normal stuff yesterday, and then today I have already had two Turkey sandwiches and three beers (so if I’m a little loopy you’ll have...
October 2007
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Waking up people to laugh at them...
So I don’t know if it’s the stress of helping to plan this reunion, or maybe a few new big projects at work, but lately I have been doing something I haven’t done since childhood: sleepwalking and sleeptalking. Last night was especially ridiculous. This is all according to my girlfriend (since i don’t remember one bit of it…), but apparently last night I woke her...
September 2007
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Out of control
I know I shouldn’t care so much about what my neighbors are doing and thinking, but when you’re living practically on top of everyone else you can’t help but notice EVERY little thing that goes on around you. For example, we have our Kenny Loggins freak on one side, but then we’ve also got a Big Brother/Biggest Loser fan on the other. How do I know they are super duper...
August 2007
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Kim Carnes and My Neighbor
My neighbor has a problem. He’s obsessed with Kenny Loggins and Kim Carnes music… and it’s REALLY starting to get on my nerves. Last night I was getting snuggly with my SO, and suddenly all we can hear is an extremely loud and live rendition of “Mistaken Identity.” It’s like he has suddenly decided that he should have been a member of the New Christy...